Feature! Our first contribution! Chicks going Manhunting !!!!
I would like to take this opportunity to post the first contribution from an avid manunderstress follower. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call her “Kelly”.
You might want to pay attention dudes, these are “Kelly’s” rules for dating, or rather, criteria by which she decides whom to date. Tuck in your shirts, and suck in those beer bellies…if you think you might could make an impression on her you can send me an email and a team of our experts will analyze you for possible candidacy.
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Manhunting: The rules in which I look for a man in which to date…in no particular order and or classification.
1. Being a hottie is of first criteria. I prefer tall and dark, but I will date blonds as long as they go far and beyond the realm of hottie. Lets face it, if I am going to get myself all jacked up in another dating situation at least let the ass be “hot ass” while the gettin is good.
2. Must like house pets…no, not the kind that grow sprouts and sit on your bedside table but the kind that have four legs and are cute as hell. If you can’t handle the pets, then you are pretty much out the door.
3. Don’t care about shoes too much, although I did have an ex that would wear sandles with his running shorts which managed to give me the heebe-jeebies.
4. Must have good musical tastes that can include, indie rock, rap, soul and eighties music. Rockabilly and country lovers need not apply.
4. Must be able to cipher through my jokes and be able respond quickly. Note: this is something you have to be born with, so if this gene is lacking in your family then don’t try to impress me with false humor. I can spot it a mile away.
5. Must be a feminist, activist, artist( of any sort) and optimist.
6. Have to love your grandma/grandpa and or old people. If the elderly freak you out, then you can’t hang with the KH.
7. Have to love soul food! If you like your green beans cooked in bacon fat and lots of salt, then your all mine.
8. Must be of 26 years of age…any younger only qualifies for a good spankin and not much else.
9. Must be over-polite to all wait staff and you must be a good tipper. If you haven’t taken restaurant 101, then you might want to sign up for a class soon.
10. Must be smart and nerdy. Oh yea, dressing like a nerd too is kind of cute!