Crispy Hexagons

My new favorite cereal. Ok, its because of the name. Crispy Hexagons. Gotta love it. Food for Pythagoreans. It’s so generic and dorky and unappetizing but beautifully efficient at the same time. A cereal designed by engineers for engineers.
BOB: “What do you call this new cereal invention of yours Phil?”
Phil: “Well, as you can see, I took an average everyday hexagon, brought its form to life in a cereal-like wheat substrate, and made it crispy. In essence, we ought to communicate effectively what this cereal is, no more and no less. A functional name…Hmmm…”
BOB: “Well, its a hexagon. And its crispy.”
Phil: “Exactly!”