savage, stinky mouth

Actress and all around good-girl Brigitte Bardot decries dogmeat eating in Korea with FIFA at her side.

“Dogs are humans’ friends, not animals for food, helping the blind walk, so eating dogmeat is like eating humans,” she said.

Whoa. That logic got me. I’m putting down this here burger-dog and going after the tasty looking person in the cubicle across from me. Such a small step. Thank you Brigitte, for liberating a carnivore. Now I know no boundries…

On the other hand, a vehement Korean Soccer fan and dog eater had this to say about the French actress-activist:

“I will immediately go into 100 days pray in order that a mad dog would bite off your uncultured, savage, stinky mouth,” said the publishable portion of the man’s message.

As goofy as it all may seem, for rich elegant celebrities to bother poor countries with our western “in a perfect world” ethics, I’ve got to say this is somewhat repulsive…

Before being killed, they are often beaten to increase the flow of adrenaline, which dog flesh peddlers claim improves the flavor of the meat and increases male virility. Cats are kept under equally cruel and terrifying conditions in markets before being boiled alive in pressure cookers in order to extract their “juice” for use in “tonics,” according to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

Nothing like being at the top of the food chain. But when I think of my little buddy at the EARL…Damn, think I’m gonna have to go vegetarian.

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