2 Responses to “drunken tron”

1. d-licious Says:
   March 21st, 2002 at 7:15 am

   > 3 quarts drunk
   > 3 sheets to the wind
   > 12 gauged
   > 40 under
   > 86′ed
   > 9 sheets to the wind
   > about to chunger
   > anesthetized
   > animated
   > annihilated
   > arsefaced
   > arse-holed
   > assed up
   > back teeth well afloat
   > baked
   > banged-up
   > battered
   > beer-gogglin’
   > beltered
   > beschmuddled
   > Betty Ford-ed
   > bevied
   > bladdered
   > blacken’d
   > blasted
   > blazooed
   > blind
   > blit
   > blithered
   > blitzed
   > blitzkrieged
   > blocked
   > bloody pissed
   > blootered
   > blotto
   > blown
   > blued
   > boiled
   > boinked
   > bollixed
   > boofy blitzed
   > boogered up
   > boozed
   > bombed
   > bonkered
   > Boris Yeltsin
   > bottlestruck
   > bucked up
   > buckled
   > buggered
   > bulletproof
   > burgled
   > busheled
   > busted up
   > buttered
   > buttfaced
   > buzzed
   > caked
   > can’t hit your ass with both hands
   > captained
   > catching a heat
   > carrying too much sail
   > carvered
   > cased
   > casters up
   > chootled
   > clattered
   > clobbered
   > clobstered
   > cocido
   > cocked
   > cock-eyed
   > commode hugging
   > cookin’ with gas
   > cootered
   > corroded
   > crapped
   > crocked
   > crushed
   > curbed
   > d.u.i.ed
   > dacked!
   > damaged
   > debacled
   > dinged up
   > dingleberried
   > discombobulated
   > diZZy
   > done
   > down the drain
   > down under
   > dripping
   > drunk as a coon hunter
   > drunk as a fiddler’s bitch
   > drunk as a skunk
   > drunk as 10 Indians
   > drunker than a sack of assholes
   > drunker than a shithouse rat
   > drunker than a Southern Baptist Preacher at a High School Dance
   > drunker than Cooter Brown
   > easy
   > eatin’ dirt
   > effed up
   > el whappo’d
   > entre deux vins
   > faced
   > faded
   > fallen down
   > feelin’ pain free
   > filled with courage
   > fired up
   > fitzschnookered
   > five winos gone
   > fizzaded
   > flambayed
   > flurbed
   > fluthered
   > fnarkled
   > foobed
   > foxed
   > fried
   > fubar
   > fubar’d
   > fuck faced
   > fucked up
   > fueled
   > full
   > full as a state school hat rack
   > fully loaded
   > fwasted
   > fwazzed
   > gargled
   > gas’d
   > gassed up
   > gatted
   > gazompt’d
   > gee-eyed
   > glazed
   > glazed like a $3 whore
   > gone
   > gone Canadian
   > goo goo eyed > gooched
   > goofied
   > googly
   > gooned
   > got a snootful
   > graved
   > grass grabbin’
   > greased
   > gubbered
   > guttered
   > guts up
   > half cut
   > half in the bag
   > half in the wrapper
   > half jigged
   > half shaved
   > hammered
   > hammied
   > heated
   > heavy drunk
   > hickory-smoked
   > hog wild
   > hooched up
   > hosed
   > housed
   > howling
   > humidified
   > hurt
   > illuminated
   > in a delicate condition
   > in the ozone
   > in your cups
   > inebriated
   > invincible
   > irish
   > jagged
   > jaked
   > Jimmy Hendrixed
   > Joe B’d
   > jolly
   > juiced
   > kaiboshed
   > keemooed
   > kershnickered
   > kettled
   > keyed
   > knackered
   > knee walking
   > knee-walkin’ pecker wavin’ drunk
   > laid back
   > langered
   > lashed
   > leathered
   > legless
   > less than vital
   > licked (as in liquored up)
   > liggidy-loaded
   > liquidated
   > lit
   > lit up
   > loaded
   > locked
   > looped
   > loose
   > lubed
   > lubricated
   > maggoted
   > mangled
   > marinated
   > Mary Queen of Scots
   > mashed
   > monkey assed
   > moistened
   > monstered
   > mullocked
   > mullered
   > munted
   > newted
   > nissed as a pewt
   > not in Kansas anymore
   > obfuscated
   > obliterated
   > off my trolley
   > off the plank
   > off your ass
   > off your face
   > oiled
   > on autopilot
   > on the beer scooter
   > on the turps
   > ongeshnoshked
   > ork faced
   > ossified
   > out of my gourd
   > out of my tree
   > out of your face
   > over refreshed
   > over served
   > packaged
   > pants-shittin’ drunk
   > paralytic
   > pedo
   > perked
   > pickled
   > pie-eyed
   > pished
   > piss-ass backwards
   > piss-ass drunk
   > pissed
   > pissed as a fart
   > pissed as a newt
   > pissed as a parrot
   > pissed up
   > pissitively possed
   > plastered
   > plotzed
   > plowed
   > poleaxed
   > polished
   > polluted
   > poo poo’ed
   > popped
   > potted
   > power wasted
   > ranked
   > rare form
   > ratarsed
   > rat assed
   > rat faced
   > razzed
   > riding on a full tank
   > ripped
   > roaring
   > rocked
   > rooted
   > rotten
   > rubbered
   > ruined
   > running on premium
   > sacked
   > sauced
   > saucey
   > schickered
   > schlitzed
   > schmaltzed
   > schnockered
   > schwacked
   > screwed
   > scuttered
   > seasoned
   > shackled
   > shattered
   > shedded
   > sheded
   > shellacked
   > shit babied
   > shitcanned
   > shitfaced
   > shit hammered
   > shit housed
   > shit licked
   > shit wrecked
   > shitty
   > shitty-ass-nasty
   > shnockered
   > shredded
   > slammed
   > slaughtered
   > slightly less than perpendicular
   > stink whistled
   > slap-ass drunk
   > sloppy
   > sloshed
   > smacked up
   > smashed
   > snatch’t
   > snicker-doodled
   > snookered
   > snooted
   > snot-flying drunk
   > snot-suckin, knee walkin, gutter sleepin drunk
   > soaked to the gills
   > sober impaired
   > soused
   > sozzled
   > spaghetti-headed
   > spangled
   > spaz-ratted
   > spent
   > splotched
   > squirrely
   > steamed
   > steaming
   > stewed
   > stewed to the gills
   > stiff
   > stinken
   > stink’in
   > stinko paralytico
   > stinky drunk
   > stocious
   > stupid
   > swacked
   > sweaved
   > swerved
   > swizzled
   > tajado
   > tacoed
   > tanked
   > tatered
   > tattooed
   > taxed
   > Ted Kennedy
   > teetered
   > ten feet tall and bulletproof
   > three sheets to the wind
   > thrashed
   > tight
   > tile counting
   > tippled
   > tipsy
   > tired and emotional
   > tit tickled
   > tits up
   > tizzed
   > toasted
   > toastified
   > toe-up
   > toonst
   > tore back
   > torn
   > Toshed
   > toxic
   > totaled
   > trampled
   > trashed
   > trashed out of my bracket
   > treed
   > trolleyed
   > trousered
   > tubed
   > tweaked
   > twisted
   > under the weather
   > untidy
   > vision-impaired
   > waa-zooed
   > wacked
   > walking calamady
   > wankered
   > wasted
   > wazzed
   > wearing a big hat
   > wearin’ sake goggles
   > wearing the wobbly boots
   > weeble wobbled
   > welched
   > well gone
   > well oiled
   > wet
   > wheelchaired
   > wheeled
   > wide
   > wined
   > wiped
   > wingdinged
   > wobbly
   > woozey
   > worked
   > wrecked
   > Zambonied
   > zinged
   > zonked
   > zooted

   – Courtesy of Dack.com

2. blogtard Says:
   March 24th, 2002 at 7:32 pm

   what about “turkey cocked”?