First of all, laugh at the Future SUV.
I am not a fan of the SUV. I’ll admit the desire to “see above traffic”, but that just amounts to seeing above SUVs nowadays. I wouldn’t want to deny a fellow American his or her well deserved indulgence however…but can you picture a highway transporation accident-free […]

RIAA to music fans: You will buy what we tell you to buy. You will pay the ever-inflating price that we determine for a cd. Each leap in technology will incur a leap in price, that will never be compensated for, despite cheapened production costs.

Music fans to RIAA: Bugger off. Your reign of […]

After seeing Macaulay Culkinin in a people magazing wearing a Strokes t-shirt I thought with a sigh, another decent band ruined by becoming too trendy too fast. Baby got the bends.
So I’ve been downloading gig after gig of stuff recently, trying to find a replacement for the Strokes of yesterday. After all, they really […]

and while the world waits for shiftyeye.com go come back online…
I recently came back from a vaction that entailed ME, Boston and NYC. Let me bore you about it, becuase that’s what I do…
Maine was for a wedding. The weather was nice. That’s about all I remember.
There also seem to be funny pictures of myself […]

So there is all this talk about what Atlanta needs….an aquarium or a new cherry fanta museum or Underground “Dos”. This would be the culturally forlorn downtown area we’re speaking of for those not in the know. I’ve got it…let’s convert the whole downtown area into a Dave and Buster’s megaplex! Actually I don’t want […]

An appropriate piece to have in/shove out of mind as I leave for vacation…
Why all the stress? Greedy CEO’s stealing all the money, duping the investors, skipping town. I say let Bush execute them all. All you fucks. Enron, Worldcom, Disneyland, McDonalds. Whoever.
In the immortal words of Toxic Reasons:
“Big business bastards, don’t look down […]

A few notes about today….
I managed to sleep in, with earplugs, due to the squeaky floors above me. I have decided that the person who can design some sort of portable soundwave force field will make millions. Not to mention the person who develops the cure for the hangover, which seems to be either prolonged […]

I have a vision. A vision of the future, and that vision is a vision of the future of personal transportation.
Forget the Segway. Weak. Pansy vehicle for lazy people or people who have trouble walking. Imagine if CHIPS had taken place with mopeds!?!
Jetpacks, my dears, are the ultimate in personal transportation.
And I […]

…and some moonshine if you’re lucky…
IG is going on all weekend here in the deep dirty south…check it out…if you care about the “scene” that is, man…Or just sit at home because you suck incorrigibly.