Damien Hufflepuff
I love this shit. The entire world joins together to rip David Hasselhoff. Nothing this beautiful has happened since Hands Across America.
Pure mockery as Reality, my proposed genre to replace Reality TV shows. Please browse these Amazon reviews and read them closely. Seriously funny shit. Seriously. A wonderful phenomena has occured…
Excited Amazon reviewers rave on old Haggletooth:
“Unleashes the Balrog from within”
“Transcendent”
“I’m drowning in Hasselhoff, and I don’t want to be saved”
“Better than living a full and happy life”
“To be touched by hangleharf”
“colostomy bags at dawn”
“Mullet Dressed As Man”
“Hazid Splatterboff?!? Hell yeah!”
“Like hair on a freshly-shaven chest, it grows on you”
“Staggering in its amazing-ness”