Sorry for the slacktitude as of late. It’s been crazy here at blogger central, what with all the research and freedom fries I’ve been devouring.

I’ve got a protest. This is going to be my claim to fame dammit. For the rest of this year, or until the war, every time you see a Republican and you’re eating Freedom Fries, don’t delay and immediately shove one up his or her ass. Don’t linger with it, don’t fondle republican genitalia, just shove it up there hard and let the ass do the rest of the work.

If you run into Bob Ney or Walter Jones, and they are eating Freedom Fries, which I hear is Republican brain food, shove a patriot missile up each arse. Five golden “Patriot Bitch” stars from George Bush himself will be awarded to you, with your next war-time tax rebate, provided that neither you nor your pets have sent any emails that could be construed or imagined to support terror in anyway.

Good ol’ Gdubya. Never greases to amaze me. US failure to partake in the International Criminal Court? Excuse me? Someone need a Freedom Fry?

Oh, Warblogging.com is a nifty site. So is Warblogs.cc.

I know I promised no more war shit. Sorry. I digressed.

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