What exactly is this? The new VW concept car? The Escalade’s competition? Ahhh, I know. It’s the military’s top secret Red Bull Destroyer. Soon to be seen on a TV near you, spewing Red Bull Patriot Juice^tm on Baghdad and it’s dispossessed civilians.

And rumor has it that Rumsfeld will be driving the Bull himself in an effort to save his old pal.

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