Why is it that I wake up whenever the jackass who lives above me walks across the squeaky floor yet sleep through an earthquake? However, a few Atlantans were fortunate enough to wake for the rare occurance, congregating on the streets in their underwear. Dorks. Why is it I didn’t even know there was an […]

Ok, I’m blog-lifting off Adam Curry, but the bush-blair gay bar parody is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Britain’s record of nation building. But I guess history’s all but irrelevant these days. War rules! See how easy it is? Just go kick ass, and you’re done, that’s it!
But where is Saddam? Where is Bin Laden? Where are these WMD’s that Saddam was going to use to conquer the world with? How exactly are […]

Pictures from Lori and Dan’s most totally awesome wedding on Tybee Island.
Great southern eats, beach action, strip clubs, and Heavy Metal Karaoke. What more could you ask for?

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Bill O’Reilly interviews Jeremy Glick, who’s father died in the WTC attacks. Read it, it’s short. What a jackass.
I hereby dedicate this bathroom graffiti to Bill O’Reilly:

Review of Interpol show in Bologna (courtesy of MUS correspondent Big Al):
Federico and I went down to Bologna last night for Interpol, the opening band was fuckin’ awesome too bad we never figured out who they are. Interpol played a total of four songs before the drummer ‘lost the feeling in his arm’ he […]

Maybe eventually they will find the dreaded weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, you know, the ones our other more fortunate allies already possess.
But how do we find all these mystery weapons in the desert? Let’s think American. What Iraq needs is a good television program. Survivor in Iraq: bikini clad contestants search for the […]

Ah ha. Now I understand why all this is happening… Dubya must have spotted Uday dropping off his daughters one night.
Also found were photos of President Bush (news - web sites)’s 21-year-old daughters, Jenna and Barbara, “dressed up very nice in evening clothes,” Ballanco said. He said soldiers took them “to protect the president.”

Best bathroom graffiti in the Atl?
The Earl:
Not a most recent shot of the men’s bathroom in the Earl, as they seem to periodically paint over the culmination of months of graffiti art.

Gravity Pub:
A recent shot of the men’s bathroom in the Gravity Pub. I don’t think they’ve ever painted over it. Years of beautiful bathroom […]