Killer Apps
Three killer apps off the top of my head:
1. Car Security Server. My car was broken into last weekend, nothing stolen, they apparently just wanted the parts. It got me thinking…I get paged when systems go bump in the night being a computer jockey and all, so why not add the car to the list of systems? Small linuxish OS on whatever that lives somewhere in the car (I think VW offer some sort of accessible interface to the car’s computer controlled system, something along the lines of this) that runs monitoring and data collection. If the door is opened send page or text message. You know, like a security system only it doesn’t scare them away…it just notifies whomever. In addition you can upload all system data to a web server of your choice where software provided by the company would analyze, graph and trend performance and usage data.
2. Boss Finder (aka, Da Man). GPS locater of your boss, upload to website powered by mapquest. Always know where that bitch is. Would involve some sort of surreptitious planting of gps device, unless Boss Man has a satellite phone…
3. Apartment Virtual World. Customizable web site for apartment complexes based on map of units. IM that hottie down the hall, or the bastard upstairs who plays Aerosmith too loud. Pay your rent, order a pizza, rent a movie, find local events, parties, very geo-centric…
Steal any of these without my consent and you die.
May 1st, 2003 at 9:02 am
MUS, it’s spring. Go outside. Smell some flowers. For God sakes, get some exercise. Don’t forget what happened to SpiderRose, and happens to all Mechanists eventually, in Sterling’s short story. You are not a robot! No matter how cool that idea seems to you……
Seriously, is it true your getting the insurance peeps to cover the Tybee incident as well? Score!
By the way, we all die, not matter what we steal, or the machines steal from us-
May 2nd, 2003 at 10:58 am
You are exactly right…I am not a robot. But I could be, or I could at least mimick immortality. That’s why my opus application won’t be discovered until I die. Post-Mortem blogging…
May 3rd, 2003 at 12:40 am
dude, you’re a total replicant.