The thing about seeing shows at the Echo that is most annoying I realized last night, is that you can’t see people’s faces. Everyone is shotgun to the stage in narrow trailer museum format, so you can’t really mill about during the boring opening acts, and then of course it’s impossible to get up […]

Dreams that respond to current events: I had the most awesome Black Hawk Down style dream about the nuclear complex in Iran last night. The mission was for my Navy Seals team to “render inoperable” the facility. After hang-gliding in at dusk, cool desert mountain views and all, we surveyed the grounds, which seemed to […]

Bill Bennett, moral custodian of America, finally quits gambling.
Now if he can only “quit” stupidity and fascism I’d declare him cured.
Perhaps this is the perfect time to mention AVOT if you haven’t heard of them:
“AVOT will take to task those who blame America first and who do not understand–or who are unwilling to defend–our fundamental […]

It’s true. Tortillas is closing. A sad day for the ATL. Says Kerns:
“If that guy [”Moe”] wants to meet me in my parking lot, I’d be happy to duke it out with him”
I propose a burrito boycott. No corporate burritos in Atlanta for this man under stress. Moe’s has been added to the Axis […]

It’s been a while since I did an original Publix-line cereal review, what with the war and all that. But since the war is over, and we’ve won, and evil has been defeated, and most certainly Iraqi familes are chowing down heartily on bowls full of UN provided Freedom O’s, it’s time to pick it […]

Joe Francis is what America is all about. In fact, he is exactly why we invade other countries to preserve our way of life. He made 90 million last year filming boobs, girls going wild with their boobs, and perhaps their friends boobs, boobs going wild with other boobs, and all with a business model […]

Three killer apps off the top of my head:
1. Car Security Server. My car was broken into last weekend, nothing stolen, they apparently just wanted the parts. It got me thinking…I get paged when systems go bump in the night being a computer jockey and all, so why not add the car to the list […]