The Greatest American Hero
It came to my attention recently that Donald Rumsfeld has been hacking my site with pop-ups concerning penis enlargement. Naturally I am pursuing litigation, and during the course of some background research I discovered that not only did Rumsfeld “sex up” Saddam in the 80’s (source: BBC’s Andrew Gilligan), but he also used to be TV star Bill Maxwell on the hit neo-con superhero show of the 80’s, The Greatest American Hero. See for yourself, Donald Rumsfeld IS actor Robert Culp:
Rumsfeld (Maxwell), an FBI agent, would casually project subliminal messages through his shiny FBI sunglasses encouraging viewers to support an American style whup-assing of the middle east. Turns out the whole thing was a PNAC funded experiment. And you thought you were watching an innocent show about a dorky superman…
July 28th, 2003 at 1:45 pm
That’s hysterical…I remember thinking the same thing when I first began to pay attention to politics a little bit (sometime last week). The first time I saw Rumsfeld behind the podium I thought we are silly to keep putting entertainers in important government positions.
Arnold Schw.
July 31st, 2003 at 1:24 pm
I noticed the penis enlargement pop-ups the other day and I thought “how strange. certainly chad wouldn’t do that to me…”
glad to know you weren’t doing that to me.