the power of diesel
The violent and sudden demise of The Ambassador left me in a period of deep mourning, soul searching and burger devouring. Alas, the time has come to look for a replacement. So it has been decided that I will rebuild The Ambassador with the most powerful diesel engine in the world.
Maximum power: 108,920 hp at 102 rpm
Maximum torque: 5,608,312 lb/ft at 102rpm
April 1st, 2004 at 12:11 pm
April Fool’s Day from Google. Try the following trick: 1) Go to Google.com. 2) Type in (but don’t hit enter): “weapons of mass destruction,” including quotation marks. 3) Hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button, instead of the normal “Google search” button. 4) READ CAREFULLY what appears to be a normal ERROR message. Make sure you read the whole error message.
April 1st, 2004 at 4:43 pm
this engine, combined with the most intoxicating whiskey in the world, will be the end of you.
April 1st, 2004 at 7:17 pm
sweet whiskey and gods of diesel: bring on my demise! bring it on!!