Cheney vs. the NYT: A Love Affair gone bad.

Cheney: Remember when things were good? When we were having that hot 3-way with Judith Miller and Ahmed Chalabi? Why’d you run back to the liberal media on this 9-11 commission thing? Slut.

NYT: Back to reality, Dick. You knew it wouldn’t last. We thought you’d be different…we were bored, and well, you were just there, looking so devilishly evil in your suit. It just didn’t work out. You’re just like all the other neo-cons, full of undeliverable promises.

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