Will Wash For Kerry-Edwards

If you missed the Kerry-Edwards Bikini Car Wash, fear not liberal do-gooder, for there will be another one, and it will be bigger and grander, and may include a pressure washing of a large blimp, or the Jefferson Starship, breaking all previously held car wash records. The next one will be held on August the 28th, Year of our Lord Two Thousand and Four, in the gothic parking lot of The Junkman’s Daughter in L5P.

In summary, vehicles were washed, bikinis were worn, skin was burned by the sun. VWs and Volvos, a motorcycle with a Buddha on the dash, scooters, a bicycle, and a boat. Yes, we washed a freakin boat on Ponce De Leon.

Tune into ATL’s local news, 11 alive, 46 and Fox, there should be something soon…I would guess, tonight.

No W

3 Responses to “Will Wash For Kerry-Edwards”

  1. Munson Says:

    now that’s ass roots!

  2. MUS Says:

    The “liberal media” blacklisted us. Go figure.

  3. MUS Says:

    We were on the news after all. Someone saw it. Anyone else?