Kerry-Edwards Bikini Car Wash 2: The Quickening
If you missed the first Kerry-Edwards Bikini Car Wash, you are in luck. Kerry-Edwards Bikini Car Wash 2 is right around the corner…
SUNDAY!!! At Junkman’s Daughter / Aurora Coffee in Little 5, high noon. See you gotta come there to get a coffee anyway and if you can afford $2 for java you can afford a measly $10 and leave with a shiny car and conscience. So really, this is more of a conscience wash. All proceeds go to ACT.
We were visited by the liberal media fascists last time, but I never saw it on the news. Someone did though, in between Swift Boat ads that is… Got some good blurbage from Nerve.com sex columnists here. Word. See ya there.
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August 29th, 2004 at 8:14 pm
wonder how the car wash did on such a rainy day-
Fimoculous is back. Soon that’s how MUS will be, random posts ever six months or so from some strange chicks PC before you get back on the tour bus…
August 29th, 2004 at 11:49 pm
Pretty good turnout actually. Not as good as the first one but not bad. Rain only took about an hour out of the day, and served as a nice pizza/socializing break. Some Repube who didn’t realize it was a Kerry-Edwards car wash got pissed after it dawned on him, but it was too late already…durrrhhhh
November 9th, 2006 at 3:11 am
[…] Tuesday night I went to a bar, and anxiously awaited election results, glued to the Idiot Box, at once afraid and hopeful for my country. Ok, maybe I just got drunk and talked to girls. But somehow it became apparent that the Democrats had unexpectedly won some serious battles. Indeed! And we should be happy for that, right? Well, being a loyal advocate of neither, I can’t say that I was elated that the Dems won, but it did indeed feel good that the GOP had been ass-blasted out of the stadium. This is a sporting event after all, and that is most clear on election nights, when we huddle by the TV with our like minded peers, rooting for change. A friend of mine who was the brain behind Atlanta’s Kerry/Edwards Bikini Car Wash of 2004, sent out an email voting guide that didn’t even mention the Libertarians running. When I pointed that out, suggesting that perhaps a real change for this country would involve thinking outside of the dual party box, she said, “yeah, but I like to win.” Point taken. It’s unrealistic to think that voting Libertarian will actually elect a Libertarian, but it has been shown to have an effect, however subtle. Another friend of mine explained that at least now America looks “less retarded.” Point taken again. If Republicans were re-elected after all the scandal, gay pedophilia, hateful religious moralizing, betrayal of true conservativism, undeniable foreign policy failure and botched war, we would indeed look super retarded. I was sort of bracing for the worst, to be honest. The world isn’t ready for you yet, Libertarians. But who knows, after Obama is elected president, the sky could be the limit for a new America. […]