Douche and Turd
South Park couldn’t be more fitting this week. I know, I know…such cynicism, tsk, tsk. I must hate America. Or myself. Or both of us.
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.