I love it when you find money. I found $42 in a pair of jeans. It was awesome. But it made me think…I could be losing a lot of money daily and not even know about it. That’s how out of tune with the wallet I’ve become. But don’t try and fuck me over on […]

A MIRT is illegal in Georgia, so don’t build one you geek. However, do try this and tell me if it works.
Approach any cross walk button, and do this.
Step 1: Press the button 3 times after the other quickly, then two long clicks for 1.2 seconds each with a 1.2 second pause between them, then […]

I thought it couldn’t get any better being able to grow meat at home and all, but word has it Roger Waters is writing an opera.

Dude, if only I could grow meat, I would be truly happy.

Please, stop with all the happiness nonsense. What the hell is happiness anyway? Want my formula for happiness? Do what you have to do. Even if it includes beating the crap out of Tony Robbins.