Could metal ever really be hip, unironically hip that is? I’m not so sure. My theory is that hipsters won’t have (un-ironic) metal because it’s too dangerous. See, hipsters are pussies, with good parents mostly, and metalheads come from broken homes, and like to drink and fight, or at least be obnoxiously aggressive most […]

Some people just won’t shut up about the aesthetic evils unbridled capitalism have caused the American frontier. Alright already. Perhaps the answer is in “rewilding.” I can see it now…miles of forlorn strip malls reclaimed by Elephants, Lions, Cheetahs, the ocassional gizelle nibbling on a ruptured bag of cheetos. Perhaps a brazen pack […]

An accidental outpost for loneliness.
“Dude,” someone named wetfeet2000 posted a little over a week later, “I typed in ‘I am lonely’ in Google, and your post was the very first response. Does that make you the most popular loneliest person on the planet?”

New look, new feel, new life. I’ve sold out to opensource blogging software. Yes, he who once brought you mad weblogging innovations like Autobloggertm, will now rely on the code of others. At least before hacking comes into play. I’m an old man now, and would rather sleep than tinker with custom weblog framework code. […]

Ah, sweet laughter. What would life be like without it? I’d further the idea of social bonding to claim that most social groups are loosely based around a certain style of humor. You know, that’s why the young republicans steer clear of hipster-dadaist scenes. I’d also venture to guess that funny people get laid more […]