Rewilding
Some people just won’t shut up about the aesthetic evils unbridled capitalism have caused the American frontier. Alright already. Perhaps the answer is in “rewilding.” I can see it now…miles of forlorn strip malls reclaimed by Elephants, Lions, Cheetahs, the ocassional gizelle nibbling on a ruptured bag of cheetos. Perhaps a brazen pack of Zebras clattering through the abandoned “Mall of America.”
I’ll happily donate my Kudzu rampaged backyard as ground zero.
August 19th, 2005 at 6:28 pm
Yeah, they’d love that
http://www.wroctv.com/news/story.asp?id=19503&r=l
What’s your problem with the fight against the aesthetic evils of unbridled capitalism? You fuckers need to quit using cell phones and internets to cut down the rain forest! It sure is hard to breath with all of your Starbucks in my lungs! I heard they’re making a special episode of South Park about Libertarians! Magnapop tours in a modified Hummer3 with baby sealskin tires!
August 20th, 2005 at 2:39 am
Actually, Magnapop tours in a Bone Machine made from the skeletons of Republicans. So yes, we use animal products, and we torture those bitches bad before they die.