Every once in a while I like to see what the kids of today are up to, having been weaned like little gluttons with modern super-convenient lifestyles full of interweb access and ever evolving portable electronics that get you laid. The youth demographic is a tough one to crack, and their own segment of pop culture seems forever hidden once you grow out of it. But fortunately, the little bastards like to gloat, and take lots of digital pictures of their new discoveries and thouroughly ingenious reinventions of good old fun. So I present to you the greatest drinking game of all time, maybe: Edward 40-Hands. The rules are simple:

Tape a full 40oz to each hand, and do not remove them until you drink both.

What were we thinking, bouncing quarters off tables and all that shit? They say that Math Superstars are over the hill at 30, and I think by logical extention we can only assume that stands for Drinking Superstars as well, but at 22. You are only going to be this young, fresh and creative for a very small window of time, perhaps the next 10 minutes, perhaps the next 10 months. So don’t waste it, kids. Get out there and invent something while you are still young, drunk, worry and hangover free.

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