May 5, 2006
Non-lethal Weapons Update
New NLW in the works: the Riot Slimer. Slime that makes people fall down? Boring! It’s just not sexy enough. My own patent pending “Ibiza Techno-BubbleBox,” looks like an innocuous 80′s style boom-box but will cover a small intersection of hooligans in ecstasy laced foam bubbles, and then kick-out relentless beach party summer hits. See, you can’t just make people fall down…you have to coax them into forgetting their intentions.
[...] have fun with this. We need a Willy Wonka of future weapons. Previously I mentioned my idea for the Ibiza Techno-BubbleBox, capable of turning any street corner disturbance into a full-on Ibiza style bubble rave. To build [...]