Band Name Contest
I need a band name for a new rock project. Contest begins now. Winner will announced on stage by aforementioned rock band, at first gig, most likely at the prestigious Lennys, or The Earl, or similar ATL venue. Winner will be invited backstage to party and do beer bongs with aforementioned rock band, and may help the band load out if necessary.
August 10th, 2006 at 3:57 am
The Misery Goats (Pere Ubu song title)
The Conservatives (there was a 70’s Doo-wop group, though.)
Van Fucking Halen (just plain stupid)
The Otter Trust (a sign along the A66 in northern England)
The Pinacocytes (skin cells of a sponge)
Anchor Bolt (Naaaaah, too 90’s)
The Rhythm Methodists (Another “Just Plain Stupid” name)
Aquapasto (chemical used to thicken paints)
Evan Doorball (Wikipedia it)
The Well Hungarians (has this gag been used?)
Egress (The right to leave, an exit)
The Minor Planets (larger than a meteor, smaller than Pluto)
Well, that burnt 20 minutes.
August 10th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
my latest are “Fantasy Friction,” and “Human Shield,” though I’ve always wanted to be in a band called “Brother No. 1″
Other faves:
Satanic Panic
DisasterMath
The Know Nothings
Remember the “Rhythm Pigs?”
August 10th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
U.S.S DAVE
August 10th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
thinking about my name list, the words “Shotgun Approach” came to mind, and I said, heeeeyyyyy. there’s a band name!
August 10th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
ooops. that was me. and I have only had two drinks tonight. the first drink was a half bottle of wine.
August 11th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Carbuncle
Our Talented Staff
Moist Twinkie
what are you looking at, dicknose?
The Kvetchers
The Mimes
Homeland Security
Lenny Earl
George Bush is a punk-ass bitch
Welcome to the Weekend
Disease free since ‘03!
Sister Sludge
Pretty Mouth
Muppetdeth
The Recidivists
Homunculoid
Zoltar Jones
Profester
Smarter than you
HagenDozer
Hen’s Tooth Fairy
Stop me before I kill again!
My dog, Carl
Future Nostalgia
Plunger
Hall Pass
Mel Gibsonberg and the Goyim
Chubby Monkey
The Douchebags
Tractor Trailer Trash
August 11th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
I’ll stop after this, I swear.
Homeschool Valedictorian
Deathstar
Nocturnal Emissions
Kontrakniki
Aquamonk
Cancer Factory
Orange Floaty Things
Dystopian Potential
Command Control Delete
Rainbow Peephole Glider
Vanilla Ass
Mexican Van
Geek Love
Sex and the Single Woman
17 x 3 = 51
Preschool Sleepover
Smite! Smite! Smite!
Bumper Pool Hot Shots
Bruce, and the Surly Pansies
The Misguided Altruists
Strawberry Shitcake
Thrashish
Philanthropy in Uzbekistan
Van Oort vs. Plushie
TOBOR (robot — spelled backwards!)
Grumper
The Nodwellians
The Sharp Marbles
Thundergun
Zzyzx Stardust
Ripley’s “Believe it or go fuck yourself!”
Church Pants
Carrot Hole
Shiva Smiled
Roundth
The Sleestacks
The Obsolete
Cheesefood
Favors for Favors
Gilf
Gravity Probe B
Path of Least Resistance
Senseless Acts of Senselessness
August 11th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
saving the worst for last…
the Disingenuous Misanthropic Sociopaths (DMS)
August 11th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Man, you’re on a roll. I think “Stop me before I kill again!” is my favorite. The long band name is in vogue too.
August 14th, 2006 at 11:13 am
you could be on a double bill with …And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
August 14th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
the name is on this page. Zzyzx Stardust - fucking brilliant…but ummm.
church pants. shit yeah! that’s the one.
here are a few more:
i was born with leprocy
taledega foreskin
bunch of hot shit
terrainium brainium
oh no you didn’t
hot dog mash
i smell like hot dog mash
seriously, who the fuck ARE you?
dead baby brain
falling into redness
pamperstein
the dandy boys
souffle nun prayer room
jesus part 2
August 18th, 2006 at 11:34 am
I’m ripping this one off from Mike Wright. I don’t know if he’d be mad that I’m spreading it to the public… You should have him in the band so that you can use the name.
Unicorn Planet.
Or how about Incestuous Circle? it’s so Atlanta!
August 24th, 2006 at 12:17 am
ok, i’m flogging a dead horse. I just found a list of fictitious band names from several years ago.
Terror Farmer
Needle Park
Broken Throat
Texecution
Subliminal Toast
The Beef Mowers
Wonderful New Lard Machine
Hawthorne Manfish
Caustic Biomorph
Wedgie
Fritterbundt
Diesel Toe Cheese
Hydroelectric Pyjama Party
Toothpaste & Orange Juice