Jan 15, 2007
ATL: Po-Po Outta Kontrol
Atlanta cops are on a real tear recently. After lying to get a warrant for a no-knock drug raid, in which a dangerous drug beast in the form of a 92 year old woman was gunned down, they terrorize and arrest an oxford historian for jaywalking. Fucking jaywalking sting! Brilliant! So needed in this age of TERROR! More homeland security dollars please, we just can’t decide who to arrest! And let the poor eat fucking Kevlar vests for dogs!
Hmm, what’s next, I wonder. Perhaps I’ll get tasered by some cops on segways for photographing a government building. That’s what I’m hoping for at least. Do you have a favorite way you want to go down?
Happy Birthday, malcontent-
I’ve always been a big fan of the “pull out cell phone and be cut down by a hail of gunfire” from eight to ten of America’s finest.
Although I’d probably go with the old standby if I was feeling particularly fresh, suicide by cop.