If you thought your hobby was weird…
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October 3rd, 2007 at 10:22 am
Will somebody please explain to these chumps they paid over 4k to fuck and project fantasy on chunks of synthetic I don’t even know what!
That having been said: Somni-451 is the greatest lover I have ever known.
Patience, my hideously lonely and twisted brothers, give it another decade. And for god sakes don’t get in front of BBC documentary cameras! It’s like you’ve been caught with your cock in the floppy disk drive of a Commadore 64 and now want to try and “explain your feelings…”
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Imaginary lovers
Never let you down
When all the others turn you away
They’re around….
For some reason this reminded me of hearing about guys who tie their mates up and leave them in their trailers all day while they’re away at work. At least these “mates” were just dolls.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:46 pm
is that really a “hobby” or a lifestyle?
or a sexual preference?
and what is it if i’ve always really wanted a twin, like a looks-living-but-isn’t-really-living kinda twin?
that’ll be the next bbc documentary.
October 5th, 2007 at 12:46 am
ooh, do you think people get replicas of themselves made? you do just cuddle with these things, right, or am i naive? i’m gonna by my parents one for their 40th anniversary. everyone should have a giant doll.
October 5th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
“self abuse” takes on an entire other dimension…
October 11th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I don’t understand the rationale of paying money a lifeless piece of plastic. Personally I prefer a different avenue for my sexual gritification. I like to cut off the circultion in my right hand so that when I masturbate it feels like someone else’s hand. Now that’s genius.
Also, I find that dawing a pair of lips on the outer part of my hand (along the thumb and pointer finger) gives me an interesting visual when I “hustle with the muscle”. Make sure to put the lipstick on the hand that you actually masterbate with, otherwise you’ll just look silly.
October 11th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I apologize for all the mispellings. I am small and weak.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:01 am
The first technique you mention, Richard, is known as “The Stranger”.
That second technique is some bizarre loser shit…
November 9th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
i watched this at work just waiting for my boss to come around the corner and catch me watching some dude clean out a dolls vagina.
i’m not sure which i like better; the fact that jody broke it off with that guy after the bizarre bday dinner or that you created a “freakscene” catagory just for this. i will be sure to come back just to see what else gets filed there.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:54 am
oh yeah, i did create a freakscene category. better get to freak huntin’…