Oct 6, 2007
Bad Shoes
This has been said many places before, and I’ve been wanting to say it for a long time, but keep forgetting. See these shoes, or clogs or “crocs,” or whatever the fuck they are? I hate these shoes with a passion that defies all logic. Please don’t wear them within eyesight of me or I will kill you.
..and they are killing children when they get stuck in escalators….
There aren’t too many things that would be a definite dealbreaker for me (besides visors), but I recently decided that crocs absolutely fall into that category.
even ironic visors? i find i can excuse things most things done ironically, except perhaps for mullets. but i’m a big fan of irony. although ironic crocs would never work.
Aw, c’mon. In exactly 14 weeks, Croc’s will be come so hipster ironic, that they will be offered with a PBR logo.
Dear ManUnderstress
I think perhaps the only reason you don’t like Crocs is because they don’t look good on you. In addition to having no ass, you also have what I like to call Vietnamese feet. Small and elusive. You would look better in a pair of leather slides or perhaps thongs.
Don’t dispair. There are plenty of options for you to explore. And remember that just because I enjoy Crocs doens’t make me Gay.
I don’t think I’m into any kind of ironic fashion statements. Mostly because I don’t think most people that are trying them out are bright enough to “do” irony. And because, even if something is ironic, it’s still fucking dumb. Hell, it’s dumber *because* it is (meant to be) ironic. There I said it. Brutal, I know, but now you know that there is no room for ironic fashion with this girl.
Irony should not be worn or sported or whatever. I want to say that it should only be written or verbal, but I may be pigeonholing myself just because I can’t think of any other way to be ironic.