Note to self: anger goes much further in virtual worlds. The next time I feel like self-immolating, I’ll be sure to do it in Some Other Life.

A recent comment spam I thought I should share. I confess to being very intrigued.
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UPDATE: busted.
I am all for “little brother” when it comes to nabbing clowns like these. Several videos of them on youtube. Idiots. Still, impressively quick work.
This email is from a Grant Park resident who lives on Broyles at Orleans:’
To let everyone know and to pass the word around, our house was broken into this morning [...]

I walk into Lowes today to obtain materials with which to wage massive war upon the squirrel population living in my attic, and these two little girls are sitting in the entrance rapping a song in tandem. I hear Obama and McCain mentioned. I ask them what it’s all about and they went on about [...]