A recent comment spam I thought I should share. I confess to being very intrigued.
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I walk into Lowes today to obtain materials with which to wage massive war upon the squirrel population living in my attic, and these two little girls are sitting in the entrance rapping a song in tandem. I hear Obama and McCain mentioned. I ask them what it’s all about and they went on about [...]

Holy Jesus, I think I have found my calling as corporate guerrilla ironist.
In a typical event, a few brave people volunteer to “present” a random deck of slides pulled off the Web, or borrowed from friends or employers. (I first heard about PowerPoint Karaoke when an organizer asked if she could use a deck I [...]

You’ve all probably seen these by now, but I’ve been in the studio the last two weekends, which makes them all the more punishingly funny. The most surreal and artfully decomposed mock-ups of all time perhaps. This is the Maiden one, the Metallica is also curl up on the floor funny. Wired put them up [...]

Yeah, this post is pretty much just good ol’ filler. Assicons r’ fun.

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After your bingeing finale to 2007 you might want to exercise a bit, if you care about regenerating those brain cells that is. Wouldn’t want you to forget how to “deal with ambiguity.” I like that. They make alcohol related brain damage sound like some kind of existential psychosis.
Now on to my predictions for 2008: [...]

I’ve brought up my fascination with non-lethal weapons before. And let me tell you, whether it’s military adventurism, fraternity pranks, or good ol’ domestic abuse, non-lethal weapons can play a big part in your life. With no casualties everyone’s a winner, in a non-lethal utopia by way of a sticky foam rave kind of way, [...]

It finally happened. I’ve always kept a safe distance from fireworks, but nevertheless enjoyed them along with the spectacular booziness of the 4th of July. But last night all that changed when one of those fiery spinner thingys launched off of the grass, bounced around a bit randomly, and then made it’s way straight for [...]

“When the zombies get out of hand…”