Category Archives: culture

Ghost in the MaSheen

Initially I had high, if not unrealistic, hopes for Charlie Sheen’s enigmatic ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth’ appearance. If Sheen was the Übermensch from Mars, as previously postulated, then his alien lexicon certainly must have a metaphysics to match. I hoped for more tirades, phantasmagorical tangents and deeper forays into Warlockian cosmology. Forget petty deliberations about […]

God is Dead, Sheen is #Winning

CBS need look no further than 1976 satire ‘Network’ in dealing with the Howard Beale Charlie Sheen situation. The world wants solipsistic rant master Charlie Sheen and full televised access to his 24×7 Dionysian revelry. Screw the lame sitcom. Give Charlie Sheen his own fucking show, with all the money and drugs he needs, and […]

Ted Shred!

freewheel brakeless is the new fixie..

What Michael Phelps Should Have Said

What Michael Phelps Should Have Said Dear America, I take it back. I don’t apologize. Because you know what? It’s none of your goddamned business. I work my ass off 10 months a year. It’s that hard work that gave you all those gooey feelings of patriotism last summer. If during my brief window of […]

Grinching

I’m so nostalgic for the carefree days of silly suburban vandalism. Thinking of a new Wes Anderson take on Clockwork Orange…suburban droogs who battle ennui with “grinching.” Four teenagers were arrested by Marietta police for “grinching” — allegedly using a machete to destroy some of the inflatables.