While researching strategies to dissuade neighborhood squirrels from continuing their residency in my attic, I happened upon the Squirrel Bait family tree , once again, which then led me to this Bitch Magnet footage from 1989. None of this has solved my problem, but the squirrels do shut up when I play Bitch Magnet loud.

Is it worth it to rage against something intangible like bureaucracy? I imagine not. Why is ‘collective man’ so fucking useless? The Kafka within me just won’t submit quietly. Ok, instead of succumbing to fantasies of workplace violence, I’ll just listen to the Circle Jerks…