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More on the excitement of TdF that you are missing: Two riders shot (seriously, when does this ever happen?) Spectator death. Earpiece politics. Controversial calls. Don’t forget the twittering chalkbot, who threatens to surpass the tweeting of all time TdF tweeting champion, Lance Armstrong. And of course, bad-ass crashes. In honor of Jens Voigt, I did a drunken faceplant road tweet in the wee Monday morning hours.

We know why you wouldn’t watch the Tour de France, but don’t forget about the wipeouts. And in case you weren’t aware, Lance Armstrong twitters. Oh the excitement.